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INITIAL EMAIL
Hello,
I just saw your post. I'm so sorry I stopped talking to you. I THOUGHT I found someone, he enticed me with his talks of Oshkosh B'gosh but it was all lies. Can you believe he turned out to be a registered sex offender and I won't even begin to tell you about the hamburgers! I really hope you are not a creep like him. Seems like I can't meet a nice guy to save me from this shark kaleidescope, if you know what I mean. Right foot, red. LOL!
How are you doing? I wanted to be an astronaut as a kid. I'd still think I might be able to get to space one day. I'm not scared of aliens, I just tell myself to envision them in their underwear and all the spookiness goes away. Do you think aliens exist? I guess this is a little off topic, sorry. I can't wait for Lobsterfest to come back to Red Lobster, maybe we can go there when it does? I like the shrimp, but for being called shrimps, they are pretty large! Am I right?!
I think I'm going to retire... FOR THE NIGHT ho ha!
Hope to hear from you soon!
FIRST RESPONSE
Wow I'm surprised you saw my post. I'm glad. Sex offender and hamburgers? Sounds messed up lol.
Anyway, you were so down to earth, open, honest, sexy, fun I really hate that we parted ways. I saved the few pics we exchanged, your eyes are so gorgeous.
So can we talk again? I'd really like to meet.you if some other dude hasn't already called dibs on you. I'm not looking for sex, I'm looking for what you are and more.
-Adam Brewer
SECOND EMAIL
Hi Adam,
Sorry it took so long to respond to you. I've been busy at work, always running for the bread and losing the race, am I right? I currently live with a guy I used to date, but we are no longer together, just friends (and friends with benefits one drunken night!) but we are only living together to save money. I'm moving out at the end of May. How have you been? Anything going on in your life since we last talked? Any lucky ladies? They call it Lady Luck yet it applies to both men and women, isn't that weird. I hope you had a great day and a fabulous upcoming weekend. I've very glad to hear you like aliens and lobster. What if aliens were lobsters, MIND BLOWN! HO-HA!
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