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A beautiful woman complimented saying she loved my beard today while we were filling up on gas i just said thank you wish i had said more maybe youll see this if you want to talk more reply
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Hello there,
I was struggling in my bout of insomnia and can't believe I came across this posting about our encounter! I really thought you weren't interested in me because I felt I was overtly flirting with you and it wasn't reciprocated. I'm so glad that the cat just roared your tongue if you will. I hate when that happens I once was passed over for a promotion because I wouldn't shut up about the damn water cooler and how much it bubbles. I guess everyone deals with that. Anyhoo, I would love to get to know more about you, you're really cute, like popeye or the tazmanian devil. Beep, Beep. I love those animation fables growing up, guess I'm showing my age, har har.
A little about myself, I work for a company that figures out objects that do not currently have any velcro components and find ways to place velcro on them. It sounds pretty lame when I put it that way,but wouldn't the coffee mug be better with a velcro fixture for the car? It would make millions. I usually tell people I'm an engineer, because it sounds better. But at the core, I'm a velcro saleswoman. Four years of college down the drain, haha. If I knew Draino existed I would have used it. What do you do for a living? Is it velcro related, that would be bad ass.
In my spare time; I enjoy creating creations, watching movies, playing with The Frank, moving it, playing tennis, stain glassing the bible in the wall and of course reading a thrilling romantic comedy. Sorry, gushes in the wrong places ;) Ewwww. Hahahha. I also have a 3 year old Golden Retriver that I absoluetly adore. We call him Gold Member, which in hindsight was a bad name. He does have a large penis, not that I'm that desperate or even own peanut butter. LOL. What do you like doing for fun?
Well, I'm sure I've talked an ear off or at least some kind of extremity from your person so I'll let it lay from here.
I really hope to hear from you soon.
Have a great rest of the weekend.
- Jordan
Saturday, June 10, 2017
I saw you at the Eakin Rd. Kroger. - m4w
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You're a slender, tall, and pretty white woman with blue eyes, long brown/blond hair working at Kroger on Eakin. I find you to be very attractive. You ignored me once when I started to say Hi. That was some weeks ago. I keep looking for you when I'm there but I haven't seen you lately. Please contact me so we can talk. Want to be friends!
This is a spur of the moment long shot...but it just might work. :-)
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Hello there,
I can't believe I came across this posting about me in my usual bout of insomnia tonight. I remember you, I'm sorry if you felt insulted when I wasn't overtly friendly when you tried to talk to me, I was just taken aback. I've recently been fired for collecting rocks when I should be working. I've tried to curb my appetite, but the rocks. The rocks are too overpowering for my feable nature. Do you like rocks? I hope that doesn't weird you out. I'm now working for a bush, tree, flower, mulch, ROCK and granite company. I forget what they're called, I just started, hope I don't have to answer the phone LOL. Ring, ring, ring, ring. Its going to ring. Do you have collections? It seems like a dapper man such as yourself would have collections. I'd like to get a sweet dappering from you paper boy. Ring, ring.
What do you do for a living babe? In my free time; some of my hobbies are; sewing, going on carnival rides (only the safe ones and the ones without balloons, jimmy cricket), reading a good novel, cooking, rocks, watching movies, finding a good pillow for the sleep nights and trying on. What do you like to do in your free time? I also have an adult child, not like an adult movie adult, but just like a grown child. She is a woman mailman. No one likes the cost of stamps now. You know those tramp stamps, I always thought it would be funny to get a tat of a real stamp above your butt, the irony is hilarious. Anyhoo, I'm sure I've taken up enough or your time, we all only live for the day, am I right!?!
I hope to hear from you soon.
Have a wonderful rest of the weekend!
- Jordan
You're a slender, tall, and pretty white woman with blue eyes, long brown/blond hair working at Kroger on Eakin. I find you to be very attractive. You ignored me once when I started to say Hi. That was some weeks ago. I keep looking for you when I'm there but I haven't seen you lately. Please contact me so we can talk. Want to be friends!
This is a spur of the moment long shot...but it just might work. :-)
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Hello there,
I can't believe I came across this posting about me in my usual bout of insomnia tonight. I remember you, I'm sorry if you felt insulted when I wasn't overtly friendly when you tried to talk to me, I was just taken aback. I've recently been fired for collecting rocks when I should be working. I've tried to curb my appetite, but the rocks. The rocks are too overpowering for my feable nature. Do you like rocks? I hope that doesn't weird you out. I'm now working for a bush, tree, flower, mulch, ROCK and granite company. I forget what they're called, I just started, hope I don't have to answer the phone LOL. Ring, ring, ring, ring. Its going to ring. Do you have collections? It seems like a dapper man such as yourself would have collections. I'd like to get a sweet dappering from you paper boy. Ring, ring.
What do you do for a living babe? In my free time; some of my hobbies are; sewing, going on carnival rides (only the safe ones and the ones without balloons, jimmy cricket), reading a good novel, cooking, rocks, watching movies, finding a good pillow for the sleep nights and trying on. What do you like to do in your free time? I also have an adult child, not like an adult movie adult, but just like a grown child. She is a woman mailman. No one likes the cost of stamps now. You know those tramp stamps, I always thought it would be funny to get a tat of a real stamp above your butt, the irony is hilarious. Anyhoo, I'm sure I've taken up enough or your time, we all only live for the day, am I right!?!
I hope to hear from you soon.
Have a wonderful rest of the weekend!
- Jordan
Grove city grocery store flash - m4w
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So I was at the store yesterday and there was lots of sexy women in Sun dresses and some short shorts. U interested in a grocery store flash? Maybe u not have a bra on and your in the cooler section. maybe you wanna meet in a fitting room or the bathroom :-) let me know if your interested. I'm a good looking guy but have always fantasized about a good looking public flash.
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Hello there,
I came across your post this evening and I believe I was one of the women in the sun dresses that you saw yesterday morning. It was so hot outside. If you are the tall good looking black man I think you are please write back ASAP. I love me a little bit of Folgers in my cup, if you know what I mean ;) I am very interested in you, but I'm not sure if a fitting room would work out, I'm not sure if I could fit hahahaha. Its crazy the only grocery store I go to is Kroger because of the sweet deals on salmon. I've never seen such low prices on salmon! I don't even eat salmon, but I go there just to buy it, haha.
Like I said, I'm not sure if I want just a hit it and quit it encounter, but I am very interested in getting to know you and going from there. Some information about myself. I work for a halloween smog company, its spooky but I think of happy things when I have a gig. Some of my happy things are; hackeysacking, a new born baby, bourne from The Bourne Identity, flowers, M&Ms that melt in other places not just your hands ;) and of course my best friend Kermit the Frog. What do you do for a living? Some of my hobbies include; going to the movies, jumping, working out, placing bets, outside porta pottys and of course reading e-books! On my super new Kindle of course! Kindle me up baby!!! What do you like to do in your spare time?
Well, I hope to hear from you soon and that I'm not coming across as being too forward.
Have a great rest of the weekend,
Jordan
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