Attractive (Pale) Woman on Route 2 Bus Line (Columbus) hide this posting

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Hello, I saw you on the bus yesterday (Wednesday) you had a red crab bag. Cancer? You had rad glittery boots and you were very tall. Sat near the front. You were simply magical. If ever you see this. I'm around.

First Response - OMG, I was perusing the missed connections and came across this posting about me!!!! Not to many people carry crab bags unless they work for Red Lobster!!!! Even then its mostly lobster bags, did you know you can find lobster bags on Wish for only $10! What a seafoody investment! Well anyways, I'm so glad I caught your attention, most people are taken aback to put it lightly by my attire. Especially wearing boots in summer, Freddie Mercury would be proud haha. Rock me like a hurricane, am I right? Its ironic that you said I'm simply magically because I am a magician!!! I pull rabbit out of EVERYTHING LOL! Flowerpots. But on a more serious note, I am a magician but only for the special needs kids. They need some.

What do you do for a living? Also what do you look like, forgive me. What do you look like in your spare time? I like to go movie'ing, drinking the juice, sporting, going out to drinks, a good old fashion bbq, swimming and of course the Netflix of course. What do you like to do?

No, I'm not cancerous, so don't be scared. Can't have another FAULT IN OUR STARS moment LOL. I cry. Would you be interested in meeting up some time? I'm from a different time zone so I'm not used to. I'm going to watch Dracula for the first time this weekend, I hope I'm not scared. I heard that sometimes these things can be scary. What do you think?

I'm off.

I hope to hear from you soon!!!

Hugs, Jordan

Fannie Pack in Whole Foods (Dublin)

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We talked a bit, about your Fannie Pack, or fanny pack? You were awesome, funny, and insanely cute. You came back to talk to me. I hope you see this in some crazy world that you would actually check this.

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Well hello there stranger!

I can’t believe I came across this post about our encounter on here. I’m so glad you liked my fanny pack I’m like a never nude with it, a never fanny if you will haha. I think it stems from some sort of kangaroo trauma when I was younger but those memories are long suppressed. But I am known to say “tuck me in your pouch again mommy!” during intercourse, fair warning… ;)

A little about myself, I currently work for a company that catalogues different sayings for bread or the long loaf as some in the industry refer to it. You’d be amazed by how many names there are; oblong loving, yeasty rectangle, rolls, the 7 dimensions of rye, dinner rolls, pan de molde, Nightmare on Wheat Street, the shaggy rug, bread,  etc. It’s a really interesting profession. What do you do for a living? I hope your not a gluten free crazio or a glutEE as we refer to them. If so, don’t even bother writing back.

In my free time, I love to go out to bars, watching Brother Bear, playing tennis, “licking stampers”, The Living Room and shitting in the breeze. What do you like to do? Have you heard that joke I made up a few years ago? Did you think it was funny? I really thought it should have been published or put on Conan or something… Let me know what you thought.

Hope to hear from you soon.