Highbanks Park - m4w

ORIGINAL POST (4/23/2016)

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Hello,

I can't believe I came across your post tonight. I was struggling with my typical bout of insomnia and came across this post about me. I come to high banks park all the time. I really with you said Hi or maybe even more lol like can you go out with me to the mall to shop for pants? I love finding the perfect pair of pants for a sexy hiney like yours. ;) I love those kids, but they are not mine. I care for them for my sister who is in rehab due to an obsession with snorting unmentionables. I currently have custody of them and couldn't be happier. I am recently separated and walking stray dogs in my free time because everyone deserves a nice walk.

I used to be a chiropractor a few years go before all this happened.  I have my masters degree in . What do you do for a living? I love to go out with friends, sell extra Russian rugs on-line, play at the park, practice to violin and volunteer at my local color shop. I also have a pot belly pig name Mr. Man Bacon, or MMB for short. He is a blessing. He's probably my favorite out off all the other children!!!!  LOL HOoooo HA!

I'd really love to get together and to learn more about you, you were so cute at the park! I couldn't help butt stare at you! :D

I hope to hear from you soon.

- Jordan

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ORIGINAL POST  (4/23/2016)

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Hello!

I can't believe my good fortune! I came across your posting tonight in my bout with insomnia. I believe I am the salad women you are looking for. Healthy life, HEALTHY WIFE! HOO-HA! I thought you were very attractive and cute. I really like salads so I'm glad you do too. You can go in front of the salads any time from now on ;) love that butt view!
    A little about myself, I am a writer. I write children's books. For example, "The Barn That Never Rests" and "The Egg That Laid An Egg", have you heard of them? :) some hobbies of mine are wearing horseshoes if you know what I mean, painting, going out with friends, wearing blue robes and bogging at night. I'd love to get to know more about you. I am recently single and I'm looking for something to share my life bright with. I love going out and trying nude things. I really enjoy exotic cooking and traveling the seas for old abandoned ships. Sometimes you find valuable artifacts. Remember antique roadshow? I also love seafood because of it.

I really hope to hear from you soon and would love to meeeet up sometime.

Have a great weekend,
Jordan

FIRST RESPONSE

Hopefully you are the same woman I saw there. You have a beautiful, sexy smile. To make sure this is the right person, how old are you? The reason I ask is because I am 45, but for some reason, I look like I'm in my mid to early 30's. what color shirt was I wearing. I'm fascinated about you, I find you very intriguing since you are a writer. Shows intelligence and mental stability.