Buffalo Wild Wings waitress on the 4

ORIGINAL POST (2/24/2016)

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INITIAL EMAIL 

Hello,

On a whim I decided to try looking at these missed connections and I can't believe it but I think your post is about me! I remember seeing you on the bus the other day, you are very cute. It 's probably  a good thing you didn't  come talk to me though because I just got out of a relationship and now I always get so nervous when I talk to guys and I always wind up doing something stupid like spilling pudding on myself or tripping on a sewer grate (those both actually happned LOL!) Actualy the only reason I have to ride the bus is because my ex used to drive me to work but he broke up with me because of a pancake incident, it's a looooooooong story! Anyways if you want to hang out sometime I really like to do video games and go to wrestling and stuff like that. Hope to hear from you soon ;)

Jordan

FIRST RESPONSE

Woah, wait.. are you serious? this actually worked? A friend of mind told me to post on M.C. because she said everyone looks at it but I thought 100% it wouldn't pan out. If this is actually you and not some 60 year old man trying to get my credit card number I truly wont believe it haha. I get it though, one time a girl I work with tried to flirt with me and I nervously said "is it because I'm white?" needless to say nothing came of it. At any rate I would like to hang out sometime too, if this actually is you. I actually watch a lot of WWE top 10's all the time they are entertaining. Would it be okay if I texted you or something?  because that would be cool....if this is actually you (sorry you can never be to careful on craigslist)

Watch out for those sewer grates

Dennis

SECOND EMAIL

Hi Dennis,

I'm sorry I haven't responded sooner, I've been very busy at work. Always chasing the bread and never winning the race, am I right? "Is it because I'm White?!" That is hilarious, I think I can beat you though. I once went up to a guy I thought was cute and blurted out "How do you like those nuts!?!?!" when he was eating cashews. His look was complete disgust. :( Another time, I rambled on about being attracted to the aliens in Mars Attack. (P.S. I'm not constantly picking up men, ho-ha!)

I cannot believe this either! I'm a little leary as well. It seems too good to be true and you know what they say about that. I love WWE Top 10, especially the blooper reels. Have you seen the one where the guy trips over the chair? It cracks me up every time.

I'd be willing to give out my number for texting, but maybe tell me a little bit more about yourself, so I can see if we have anything in common. I'm sorry if I'm coming across as untrusting. Just trying to be cautious, my friends at BWW told me to be careful about this.

Can't wait to hear from you, have a wonderful night and fabulous weekend!

SECOND RESPONSE

Ok forgive me for responding hastily but first and foremost Mars Attacks is one of the best movies ever made, and if you think the aliens were hot than ergo you think Krang from Ninja Turtles is as well.
I can totally respect the fact that you're being cautious because part of me is too....like you typed if its too good to be true it probably is. So in that respect I really hope I'm not talking to some 80 year old woman or some dude who is trying to kill me or something.
As far as I go, I'm from Montrèal Canada and moved here when I was 8 (Je parle le français) I graduated from EMUin 09 with a pre law degree. I am a musician or was I spent a great deal of my early 20's in a touring band and released a couple records. Since I have a legit job now I engineer projects for bands, I go to NYC quite frequently for music reasons. At any rate I actually like wrestling and video games too which I was kind of shocked to find out you do as well, I was actually at Mania 6 and saw Hogan vs The Warrior. Ric Flair is probably my favorite wrestler ever though. I saw him at Halloween Havoc in the steel cage vs Hogan it was awesome. BTW that guy who tripped over the chair was the wrestler Earthquake, god rest his soul. Are you in school? What do you like beyond wrestling and video games?
Lastly if a guy is eating nuts in public he's pretty much setting himself up, so it's hard to feel bad. I think I got that beat though I once left a date because the girl was boring the hell out of me. I swear I'm not an ashore but she totally was a bore and talked about her ex endlessly...oh and her felony drug charge...yea.

THIRD RESPONSE

*asshole, but Im most definitely not an ashore either.

FOURTH RESPONSE

Also side note: I think I sat next to one of your co-workers the other day on the bus. He was an older dude wearing a bdubs shirt. Really nice guy...smelled like death but a nice guy nonetheless.

FIFTH RESPONSE

Is it because I'm white?

SIXTH RESPONSE

I saw a girl wearing a black and yellow shirt and yoga pants at my work today, immediately embarrassed I ran away like I stole something...upon further review it was not a bdubs shirt it was a Pittsburgh Steelers shirt which share the same colors. I thought you were coming to kick my ass or something.