Nintendo Rep at Walmart

ORIGINAL POST (2/25/2016)

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INITIAL EMAIL

Hello,

On a whim, I decided to check out the missed connections tonight and I can't believe I came across this posting about me! It must be fate! I really wish you would have asked me out, I loved the smile you gave me and that sly look, like a popscile melting in the sun. Sticky but sweet. I really like abnormalities in animals and nursing the abandoned ones back to full health. Are you into animals? Not in a sexual way of course ho-ha!

I was actually filling in for someone, I usually work in another department. I'm not super tech savvy, I hope this doesn't make you less attracted to me. I can dress up as a giant walking Nintendo controller if that is what you are into. Maybe you can blow into my cartridge if we hit it off. I really like the Olive Garden, the breadsticks are gorgeous!

I still can't believe this! Write me back when you have a moment.

Sincerely,
Jordan

FIRST RESPONSE


Hey Jordan :)

Do you mind sending me a face pic just so I can make sure it is you? I have heard some pretty terrible horror stories from friends about Craigslist lol. The line about filling in for someone also kind of made me cautious because I'm not so sure that meshes up with what the person I met told me about their work.

I do indeed love animals, and the Olive Garden :) You don't have to dress up as a controller though haha but thanks for the offer...maybe after we get to know each other a little better ;)