ORIGINAL POST (2/29/2016)
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INITIAL EMAIL
Hi,
I can't believe I came across this post tonight! I just had an inkling to check on here and I can't believe you actually reached out to me. You're right, our conversation was not typical for a bar but I enjoyed it immensely. Maybe if we ever meet again, we can have riveting conversations about abortion and the death penalty and for desert come to an argument on a god. Seriously though, you are great, I would have loved to dance although I have only mastered the hokey pokey, put your left foot in and put your left foot in and leave it all alone! Oh wait...
I love homeless people. Yeah, guy friends, more like brothers we have been through the fiery pits of hell together and that is not a metaphor, Dec. 14th 2009 - Dec. 21st 2009. I wrote a diary documenting the event but it burst into flames. I'm usually too much woman for men if you know what I mean. On the surface they are all cool about it, but then the unwrap the packaging and want to return it. I've been hurt by many and I put up a very large wall (see China) so as long as you are aware of that and still want to talk, hit me back. I'm into space and aliens. I also love extensively gory horror movies, especially with decapitations.
Hope to hear from you soon!
FIRST RESPONSE
Hello and good morning!
I was very pleasantly surprised to hear from you last night and would have responded then, if not for a writing assignment I was rushing to complete. I am glad that you came across my virtual message in a bottle and chose to respond. You struck me as a woman of substance, someone I would, at a minimum, be interested in getting to know as a friend, and someone who shared my concerns and political views, which is very refreshing these days.
I certainly understand what it is to be hurt, and I also tend to find that I gravitate toward women who intimidate most men. Perhaps it is that I do not feel that I have much to prove at this point; perhaps it was being raised by a mother who was (and is) very strong-willed and opinionated. As for walls, as long as they are not the sort that Donald Trump wants to build on our southern border, I'm fine with that!
I am curious to know more about what happened in December of 2009, but I don't want to press you on that. I also am intrigued by your taste in movies. For obvious reasons, the visuals in horror movies do not appeal to me, but I do like reading fairly violent and graphic horror fiction, although I also need to see some character development and something resembling a plot to maintain my interest.
I can't remember if I already told you this or not, but I do want you to know that I am married. I'm happy to share more later, but suffice it to say for now that, though my wife is truly a good and warm-hearted person, the affection tends to flow in one direction in our relationship. IN part, this is because she is under a lot of stress; her mother is in very poor health, including early onset dementia, so her emotional commitment is to that situation right now. I suppose this is all a lead-in to saying that I am very open to being friends, however defined, and to whatever naturally and comfortably flows from that. I am, however, able to be traditional boyfriend material. I am, of course, totally fine with simply hanging out, having a drink, and having good conversations as well. I hope that you are still interested in talking further, and if so, I'd love to find a time to hang out, either at Halftime or somewhere else in the area.
Take care, and so good to hear from you,
James
SECOND RESPONSE
I hope you had a great day. I also hope that my response of this morning didn't come across as too forward. In rereading it, I noticed a major mistake; I meant to say that I would be unable, not able, to be a boyfriend in the traditional sense. I guess that's what I get for writing a message before I'm fully awake. I also did not emphasize strongly enough that I am totally open to being normal friends--just getting together for drinks and conversation on occasion. Unlike some guys, I am capable of being friends with a woman to whom I am attracted without being weird about it. In any event, I would love to chat further and perhaps get together at Halftime again in the not too distant future.
Take Care,
James
THIRD RESPONSE....
Hello,
I hope that you're enjoying the beautiful spring weather! I did not hear back from you, so I hope that all is well. In any event, I am considering going to Halftime this evening, so perhaps I will see you there?
Take care,
James
Monday, February 29, 2016
Thursday, February 25, 2016
Nintendo Rep at Walmart
ORIGINAL POST (2/25/2016)
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INITIAL EMAIL
Hello,
On a whim, I decided to check out the missed connections tonight and I can't believe I came across this posting about me! It must be fate! I really wish you would have asked me out, I loved the smile you gave me and that sly look, like a popscile melting in the sun. Sticky but sweet. I really like abnormalities in animals and nursing the abandoned ones back to full health. Are you into animals? Not in a sexual way of course ho-ha!
I was actually filling in for someone, I usually work in another department. I'm not super tech savvy, I hope this doesn't make you less attracted to me. I can dress up as a giant walking Nintendo controller if that is what you are into. Maybe you can blow into my cartridge if we hit it off. I really like the Olive Garden, the breadsticks are gorgeous!
I still can't believe this! Write me back when you have a moment.
Sincerely,
Jordan
FIRST RESPONSE
Hey Jordan :)
Do you mind sending me a face pic just so I can make sure it is you? I have heard some pretty terrible horror stories from friends about Craigslist lol. The line about filling in for someone also kind of made me cautious because I'm not so sure that meshes up with what the person I met told me about their work.
I do indeed love animals, and the Olive Garden :) You don't have to dress up as a controller though haha but thanks for the offer...maybe after we get to know each other a little better ;)
UNKNOWN
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Hello,
On a whim, I decided to check out the missed connections tonight and I can't believe I came across this posting about me! It must be fate! I really wish you would have asked me out, I loved the smile you gave me and that sly look, like a popscile melting in the sun. Sticky but sweet. I really like abnormalities in animals and nursing the abandoned ones back to full health. Are you into animals? Not in a sexual way of course ho-ha!
I was actually filling in for someone, I usually work in another department. I'm not super tech savvy, I hope this doesn't make you less attracted to me. I can dress up as a giant walking Nintendo controller if that is what you are into. Maybe you can blow into my cartridge if we hit it off. I really like the Olive Garden, the breadsticks are gorgeous!
I still can't believe this! Write me back when you have a moment.
Sincerely,
Jordan
FIRST RESPONSE
Hey Jordan :)
Do you mind sending me a face pic just so I can make sure it is you? I have heard some pretty terrible horror stories from friends about Craigslist lol. The line about filling in for someone also kind of made me cautious because I'm not so sure that meshes up with what the person I met told me about their work.
I do indeed love animals, and the Olive Garden :) You don't have to dress up as a controller though haha but thanks for the offer...maybe after we get to know each other a little better ;)
Wednesday, February 24, 2016
Cleveland court house Monday afternoon - m4w (Cleveland)
ORIGINAL POST (2/24/2016)
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Hello,
On a whim, I thought to check on here for you and amazingly I saw this post! I cannot stop thinking about you. I wish we could have met at a different time :( I was found guilty of negligent driving and I'm scheduled to go to jail next week. Darn it to heck! The "tattoos" on my neck are actually a wire mechanism that helps me chew and swallow my food. I was in an accident with a lawn mower when I was a young girl. At least I don't have any more grass now, LOL!
Well, if you want to get together in the next week before I have to serve my time, hit me back.
- Jordan
FIRST RESPONSE
Hi Jordan!
A little hard for me to believe this is for real. Really had no expectation for a reply. What courtroom were we in? I have really been kicking myself in the ass for not introducing myself. If you're really the girl I saw, I would love to get together!
Jake
SECOND RESPONSE
Holy smokes....I can't get you out of my mind now. I woke up at 3 in the morning, saw your message, and couldn't fall back to sleep.
How much time do you have to serve? I feel awful for you.
THIRD RESPONSE
Hi Jordan,
Still thinking about those eyes of yours. Still curious and hopeful it's really you! I'd love to meet you and get together before you go.
Jake
SECOND EMAIL
Hi Jake,
Sorry it took so long for me to respond. I keep going back and forth whether to reply to you. I hate the time frame that this is happening in. I want to meet you but since I'm going to be going to jail for 6 months in a few days, it just doesn't seem to make much sense at the moment. You seem like a really sweet and caring guy and who knows, maybe we can touch base in 6 months and see where we are at in life and maybe meet up then! :)
This really stinks, I hate that this is happening to me. The judge was really harsh on me, unjustly and I'm honestly scared. I've never been to jail before. Hopefully I don't need to worry about ass raping in a womans' jail, right? :/
If I don't hear from you again, I wish you an amazing life filled with everything you could ever want! Take care of yourself.
Sincerely,
Jordan
FOURTH RESPONSE
Hi Jordan
No worries, I totally understand. Six months is harsh for a driving violation. It'll go by quickly. Again, I'm not even 100% you were the girl I saw, but if you are, there was some sort of connection. One I don't want to ignore. There is no way I'll forget about crossing paths with you. I'll post another add in August to reconnect if I have to. Are you on any social media? Facebook, Instagram?
I wish you the best of luck. Don't be afraid and stay positive. If you change your mind about meeting before you go, let me know.
Good luck, and may this be the quickest six months of your life.
Peace and love,
Jake
FIFTH RESPONSE
Hi Jordan!
Hopefully this message finds you in good spirits, and you remember me. Hope you are out and everything is well. I still think of you from time to time, and regret not introducing myself when we crossed paths back in February. Cheers, and I hope to hear back from you.
P.S. In case you're wondering who the hell this is, I posted in missed connections on Craigslist after we had court in February and rode the elevator down together.
Best,
Jake
UNKNOWN
INITIAL EMAIL
Hello,
On a whim, I thought to check on here for you and amazingly I saw this post! I cannot stop thinking about you. I wish we could have met at a different time :( I was found guilty of negligent driving and I'm scheduled to go to jail next week. Darn it to heck! The "tattoos" on my neck are actually a wire mechanism that helps me chew and swallow my food. I was in an accident with a lawn mower when I was a young girl. At least I don't have any more grass now, LOL!
Well, if you want to get together in the next week before I have to serve my time, hit me back.
- Jordan
FIRST RESPONSE
Hi Jordan!
A little hard for me to believe this is for real. Really had no expectation for a reply. What courtroom were we in? I have really been kicking myself in the ass for not introducing myself. If you're really the girl I saw, I would love to get together!
Jake
SECOND RESPONSE
Holy smokes....I can't get you out of my mind now. I woke up at 3 in the morning, saw your message, and couldn't fall back to sleep.
How much time do you have to serve? I feel awful for you.
THIRD RESPONSE
Hi Jordan,
Still thinking about those eyes of yours. Still curious and hopeful it's really you! I'd love to meet you and get together before you go.
Jake
SECOND EMAIL
Hi Jake,
Sorry it took so long for me to respond. I keep going back and forth whether to reply to you. I hate the time frame that this is happening in. I want to meet you but since I'm going to be going to jail for 6 months in a few days, it just doesn't seem to make much sense at the moment. You seem like a really sweet and caring guy and who knows, maybe we can touch base in 6 months and see where we are at in life and maybe meet up then! :)
This really stinks, I hate that this is happening to me. The judge was really harsh on me, unjustly and I'm honestly scared. I've never been to jail before. Hopefully I don't need to worry about ass raping in a womans' jail, right? :/
If I don't hear from you again, I wish you an amazing life filled with everything you could ever want! Take care of yourself.
Sincerely,
Jordan
FOURTH RESPONSE
Hi Jordan
No worries, I totally understand. Six months is harsh for a driving violation. It'll go by quickly. Again, I'm not even 100% you were the girl I saw, but if you are, there was some sort of connection. One I don't want to ignore. There is no way I'll forget about crossing paths with you. I'll post another add in August to reconnect if I have to. Are you on any social media? Facebook, Instagram?
I wish you the best of luck. Don't be afraid and stay positive. If you change your mind about meeting before you go, let me know.
Good luck, and may this be the quickest six months of your life.
Peace and love,
Jake
FIFTH RESPONSE
Hi Jordan!
Hopefully this message finds you in good spirits, and you remember me. Hope you are out and everything is well. I still think of you from time to time, and regret not introducing myself when we crossed paths back in February. Cheers, and I hope to hear back from you.
P.S. In case you're wondering who the hell this is, I posted in missed connections on Craigslist after we had court in February and rode the elevator down together.
Best,
Jake
Buffalo Wild Wings waitress on the 4
ORIGINAL POST (2/24/2016)
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Hello,
On a whim I decided to try looking at these missed connections and I can't believe it but I think your post is about me! I remember seeing you on the bus the other day, you are very cute. It 's probably a good thing you didn't come talk to me though because I just got out of a relationship and now I always get so nervous when I talk to guys and I always wind up doing something stupid like spilling pudding on myself or tripping on a sewer grate (those both actually happned LOL!) Actualy the only reason I have to ride the bus is because my ex used to drive me to work but he broke up with me because of a pancake incident, it's a looooooooong story! Anyways if you want to hang out sometime I really like to do video games and go to wrestling and stuff like that. Hope to hear from you soon ;)
Jordan
FIRST RESPONSE
Woah, wait.. are you serious? this actually worked? A friend of mind told me to post on M.C. because she said everyone looks at it but I thought 100% it wouldn't pan out. If this is actually you and not some 60 year old man trying to get my credit card number I truly wont believe it haha. I get it though, one time a girl I work with tried to flirt with me and I nervously said "is it because I'm white?" needless to say nothing came of it. At any rate I would like to hang out sometime too, if this actually is you. I actually watch a lot of WWE top 10's all the time they are entertaining. Would it be okay if I texted you or something? because that would be cool....if this is actually you (sorry you can never be to careful on craigslist)
Watch out for those sewer grates
Dennis
SECOND EMAIL
Hi Dennis,
I'm sorry I haven't responded sooner, I've been very busy at work. Always chasing the bread and never winning the race, am I right? "Is it because I'm White?!" That is hilarious, I think I can beat you though. I once went up to a guy I thought was cute and blurted out "How do you like those nuts!?!?!" when he was eating cashews. His look was complete disgust. :( Another time, I rambled on about being attracted to the aliens in Mars Attack. (P.S. I'm not constantly picking up men, ho-ha!)
I cannot believe this either! I'm a little leary as well. It seems too good to be true and you know what they say about that. I love WWE Top 10, especially the blooper reels. Have you seen the one where the guy trips over the chair? It cracks me up every time.
I'd be willing to give out my number for texting, but maybe tell me a little bit more about yourself, so I can see if we have anything in common. I'm sorry if I'm coming across as untrusting. Just trying to be cautious, my friends at BWW told me to be careful about this.
Can't wait to hear from you, have a wonderful night and fabulous weekend!
SECOND RESPONSE
Ok forgive me for responding hastily but first and foremost Mars Attacks is one of the best movies ever made, and if you think the aliens were hot than ergo you think Krang from Ninja Turtles is as well.
I can totally respect the fact that you're being cautious because part of me is too....like you typed if its too good to be true it probably is. So in that respect I really hope I'm not talking to some 80 year old woman or some dude who is trying to kill me or something.
As far as I go, I'm from Montrèal Canada and moved here when I was 8 (Je parle le français) I graduated from EMUin 09 with a pre law degree. I am a musician or was I spent a great deal of my early 20's in a touring band and released a couple records. Since I have a legit job now I engineer projects for bands, I go to NYC quite frequently for music reasons. At any rate I actually like wrestling and video games too which I was kind of shocked to find out you do as well, I was actually at Mania 6 and saw Hogan vs The Warrior. Ric Flair is probably my favorite wrestler ever though. I saw him at Halloween Havoc in the steel cage vs Hogan it was awesome. BTW that guy who tripped over the chair was the wrestler Earthquake, god rest his soul. Are you in school? What do you like beyond wrestling and video games?
Lastly if a guy is eating nuts in public he's pretty much setting himself up, so it's hard to feel bad. I think I got that beat though I once left a date because the girl was boring the hell out of me. I swear I'm not an ashore but she totally was a bore and talked about her ex endlessly...oh and her felony drug charge...yea.
THIRD RESPONSE
*asshole, but Im most definitely not an ashore either.
FOURTH RESPONSE
Also side note: I think I sat next to one of your co-workers the other day on the bus. He was an older dude wearing a bdubs shirt. Really nice guy...smelled like death but a nice guy nonetheless.
FIFTH RESPONSE
Is it because I'm white?
SIXTH RESPONSE
I saw a girl wearing a black and yellow shirt and yoga pants at my work today, immediately embarrassed I ran away like I stole something...upon further review it was not a bdubs shirt it was a Pittsburgh Steelers shirt which share the same colors. I thought you were coming to kick my ass or something.
UNKNOWN
INITIAL EMAIL
Hello,
On a whim I decided to try looking at these missed connections and I can't believe it but I think your post is about me! I remember seeing you on the bus the other day, you are very cute. It 's probably a good thing you didn't come talk to me though because I just got out of a relationship and now I always get so nervous when I talk to guys and I always wind up doing something stupid like spilling pudding on myself or tripping on a sewer grate (those both actually happned LOL!) Actualy the only reason I have to ride the bus is because my ex used to drive me to work but he broke up with me because of a pancake incident, it's a looooooooong story! Anyways if you want to hang out sometime I really like to do video games and go to wrestling and stuff like that. Hope to hear from you soon ;)
Jordan
FIRST RESPONSE
Woah, wait.. are you serious? this actually worked? A friend of mind told me to post on M.C. because she said everyone looks at it but I thought 100% it wouldn't pan out. If this is actually you and not some 60 year old man trying to get my credit card number I truly wont believe it haha. I get it though, one time a girl I work with tried to flirt with me and I nervously said "is it because I'm white?" needless to say nothing came of it. At any rate I would like to hang out sometime too, if this actually is you. I actually watch a lot of WWE top 10's all the time they are entertaining. Would it be okay if I texted you or something? because that would be cool....if this is actually you (sorry you can never be to careful on craigslist)
Watch out for those sewer grates
Dennis
SECOND EMAIL
Hi Dennis,
I'm sorry I haven't responded sooner, I've been very busy at work. Always chasing the bread and never winning the race, am I right? "Is it because I'm White?!" That is hilarious, I think I can beat you though. I once went up to a guy I thought was cute and blurted out "How do you like those nuts!?!?!" when he was eating cashews. His look was complete disgust. :( Another time, I rambled on about being attracted to the aliens in Mars Attack. (P.S. I'm not constantly picking up men, ho-ha!)
I cannot believe this either! I'm a little leary as well. It seems too good to be true and you know what they say about that. I love WWE Top 10, especially the blooper reels. Have you seen the one where the guy trips over the chair? It cracks me up every time.
I'd be willing to give out my number for texting, but maybe tell me a little bit more about yourself, so I can see if we have anything in common. I'm sorry if I'm coming across as untrusting. Just trying to be cautious, my friends at BWW told me to be careful about this.
Can't wait to hear from you, have a wonderful night and fabulous weekend!
SECOND RESPONSE
Ok forgive me for responding hastily but first and foremost Mars Attacks is one of the best movies ever made, and if you think the aliens were hot than ergo you think Krang from Ninja Turtles is as well.
I can totally respect the fact that you're being cautious because part of me is too....like you typed if its too good to be true it probably is. So in that respect I really hope I'm not talking to some 80 year old woman or some dude who is trying to kill me or something.
As far as I go, I'm from Montrèal Canada and moved here when I was 8 (Je parle le français) I graduated from EMUin 09 with a pre law degree. I am a musician or was I spent a great deal of my early 20's in a touring band and released a couple records. Since I have a legit job now I engineer projects for bands, I go to NYC quite frequently for music reasons. At any rate I actually like wrestling and video games too which I was kind of shocked to find out you do as well, I was actually at Mania 6 and saw Hogan vs The Warrior. Ric Flair is probably my favorite wrestler ever though. I saw him at Halloween Havoc in the steel cage vs Hogan it was awesome. BTW that guy who tripped over the chair was the wrestler Earthquake, god rest his soul. Are you in school? What do you like beyond wrestling and video games?
Lastly if a guy is eating nuts in public he's pretty much setting himself up, so it's hard to feel bad. I think I got that beat though I once left a date because the girl was boring the hell out of me. I swear I'm not an ashore but she totally was a bore and talked about her ex endlessly...oh and her felony drug charge...yea.
THIRD RESPONSE
*asshole, but Im most definitely not an ashore either.
FOURTH RESPONSE
Also side note: I think I sat next to one of your co-workers the other day on the bus. He was an older dude wearing a bdubs shirt. Really nice guy...smelled like death but a nice guy nonetheless.
FIFTH RESPONSE
Is it because I'm white?
SIXTH RESPONSE
I saw a girl wearing a black and yellow shirt and yoga pants at my work today, immediately embarrassed I ran away like I stole something...upon further review it was not a bdubs shirt it was a Pittsburgh Steelers shirt which share the same colors. I thought you were coming to kick my ass or something.
The 26 yr old girl who posted from Oshkosh recently - m4w
ORIGINAL POST (2/24/2016)
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Hello,
I just saw your post. I'm so sorry I stopped talking to you. I THOUGHT I found someone, he enticed me with his talks of Oshkosh B'gosh but it was all lies. Can you believe he turned out to be a registered sex offender and I won't even begin to tell you about the hamburgers! I really hope you are not a creep like him. Seems like I can't meet a nice guy to save me from this shark kaleidescope, if you know what I mean. Right foot, red. LOL!
How are you doing? I wanted to be an astronaut as a kid. I'd still think I might be able to get to space one day. I'm not scared of aliens, I just tell myself to envision them in their underwear and all the spookiness goes away. Do you think aliens exist? I guess this is a little off topic, sorry. I can't wait for Lobsterfest to come back to Red Lobster, maybe we can go there when it does? I like the shrimp, but for being called shrimps, they are pretty large! Am I right?!
I think I'm going to retire... FOR THE NIGHT ho ha!
Hope to hear from you soon!
FIRST RESPONSE
Wow I'm surprised you saw my post. I'm glad. Sex offender and hamburgers? Sounds messed up lol.
Anyway, you were so down to earth, open, honest, sexy, fun I really hate that we parted ways. I saved the few pics we exchanged, your eyes are so gorgeous.
So can we talk again? I'd really like to meet.you if some other dude hasn't already called dibs on you. I'm not looking for sex, I'm looking for what you are and more.
-Adam Brewer
SECOND EMAIL
Hi Adam,
Sorry it took so long to respond to you. I've been busy at work, always running for the bread and losing the race, am I right? I currently live with a guy I used to date, but we are no longer together, just friends (and friends with benefits one drunken night!) but we are only living together to save money. I'm moving out at the end of May. How have you been? Anything going on in your life since we last talked? Any lucky ladies? They call it Lady Luck yet it applies to both men and women, isn't that weird. I hope you had a great day and a fabulous upcoming weekend. I've very glad to hear you like aliens and lobster. What if aliens were lobsters, MIND BLOWN! HO-HA!
UNKNOWN
INITIAL EMAIL
Hello,
I just saw your post. I'm so sorry I stopped talking to you. I THOUGHT I found someone, he enticed me with his talks of Oshkosh B'gosh but it was all lies. Can you believe he turned out to be a registered sex offender and I won't even begin to tell you about the hamburgers! I really hope you are not a creep like him. Seems like I can't meet a nice guy to save me from this shark kaleidescope, if you know what I mean. Right foot, red. LOL!
How are you doing? I wanted to be an astronaut as a kid. I'd still think I might be able to get to space one day. I'm not scared of aliens, I just tell myself to envision them in their underwear and all the spookiness goes away. Do you think aliens exist? I guess this is a little off topic, sorry. I can't wait for Lobsterfest to come back to Red Lobster, maybe we can go there when it does? I like the shrimp, but for being called shrimps, they are pretty large! Am I right?!
I think I'm going to retire... FOR THE NIGHT ho ha!
Hope to hear from you soon!
FIRST RESPONSE
Wow I'm surprised you saw my post. I'm glad. Sex offender and hamburgers? Sounds messed up lol.
Anyway, you were so down to earth, open, honest, sexy, fun I really hate that we parted ways. I saved the few pics we exchanged, your eyes are so gorgeous.
So can we talk again? I'd really like to meet.you if some other dude hasn't already called dibs on you. I'm not looking for sex, I'm looking for what you are and more.
-Adam Brewer
SECOND EMAIL
Hi Adam,
Sorry it took so long to respond to you. I've been busy at work, always running for the bread and losing the race, am I right? I currently live with a guy I used to date, but we are no longer together, just friends (and friends with benefits one drunken night!) but we are only living together to save money. I'm moving out at the end of May. How have you been? Anything going on in your life since we last talked? Any lucky ladies? They call it Lady Luck yet it applies to both men and women, isn't that weird. I hope you had a great day and a fabulous upcoming weekend. I've very glad to hear you like aliens and lobster. What if aliens were lobsters, MIND BLOWN! HO-HA!
You kept staring at me and my friend at Sheetz - m4mw (Bethel Park / Castle Shannon)
ORIGINAL POST (2/24/2016)
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Hi,
I was perusing these posts and I can't believe I came across this listing about me! I remember that day very well. I'm sorry if we made you or your friend uncomfortable but you look like these two street mimes that used to live next to us about 2.5 years ago. They evidently lured young girls back to their residence and took lewd pictures of them. We were trying to see if you guys were them (without the make up of course, LOL!) and also trying to be as discrete as we could. Obviously, we came to the conclusion that you were different people. Sorry again for any awkwardness we caused you.
As a side note, he is my best friend (gay actually) not my boyfriend. And I am only 22, cigarettes do that you I guess. Only you can prevent forest fires ha ha.
Hope this sheds some light for you sherlock :)
Sincerely,
Jordan
FIRST RESPONSE
Thanks! We weren't wierded out or anything, we were just confused. My friend (the taller one) is always asked to reach stuff for other people, so he thought maybe you wanted him to reach something but were too shy to ask. Lol. But anyways, it got to the point that I just had to know what it was about. That story about the Mimes is fucked though. That's crazy. But thanks for actually responding! Nothing was awkward at all, we were both just kinda like "Did we go to HS with her or something?" haha
UNKNOWN
INITIAL EMAIL
Hi,
I was perusing these posts and I can't believe I came across this listing about me! I remember that day very well. I'm sorry if we made you or your friend uncomfortable but you look like these two street mimes that used to live next to us about 2.5 years ago. They evidently lured young girls back to their residence and took lewd pictures of them. We were trying to see if you guys were them (without the make up of course, LOL!) and also trying to be as discrete as we could. Obviously, we came to the conclusion that you were different people. Sorry again for any awkwardness we caused you.
As a side note, he is my best friend (gay actually) not my boyfriend. And I am only 22, cigarettes do that you I guess. Only you can prevent forest fires ha ha.
Hope this sheds some light for you sherlock :)
Sincerely,
Jordan
FIRST RESPONSE
Thanks! We weren't wierded out or anything, we were just confused. My friend (the taller one) is always asked to reach stuff for other people, so he thought maybe you wanted him to reach something but were too shy to ask. Lol. But anyways, it got to the point that I just had to know what it was about. That story about the Mimes is fucked though. That's crazy. But thanks for actually responding! Nothing was awkward at all, we were both just kinda like "Did we go to HS with her or something?" haha
Tuesday, February 23, 2016
Crossing at Ackerman Road - m4w
ORIGINAL POST (2/23/2016)
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INITIAL EMAIL
Hello,
I came across this posting and I think that the person you are referring to is me! You can imagine my shock. If you hadn't notice, I like wearing the color black, LOL! You should have come over and said hi, I wouldn't have thought you were a weirdo, unless you had like three hands or a pair of chattering teeth in your mouth, LOL!
Anyways, I really hope you are who I think you are because I thought that you were cute too, but I'm not the type of girl that does that. If you know what I mean. I'm not sure how many people were crossing the street, I was too busy being mesmerized by you are your cute smile! I'd love to get to know you and show you some other black clothing I own, ha ha. I'm like a modern catwoman. Meow.
Hope to hear from you sooner rather than later, LOL!
Jordan
FIRST RESPONSE
Hello,
Thanks for your response. I still want to make sure you are the right person.Can you please tell me after crossing the street what you did?
Thank you.
UNKNOWN
INITIAL EMAIL
Hello,
I came across this posting and I think that the person you are referring to is me! You can imagine my shock. If you hadn't notice, I like wearing the color black, LOL! You should have come over and said hi, I wouldn't have thought you were a weirdo, unless you had like three hands or a pair of chattering teeth in your mouth, LOL!
Anyways, I really hope you are who I think you are because I thought that you were cute too, but I'm not the type of girl that does that. If you know what I mean. I'm not sure how many people were crossing the street, I was too busy being mesmerized by you are your cute smile! I'd love to get to know you and show you some other black clothing I own, ha ha. I'm like a modern catwoman. Meow.
Hope to hear from you sooner rather than later, LOL!
Jordan
FIRST RESPONSE
Hello,
Thanks for your response. I still want to make sure you are the right person.Can you please tell me after crossing the street what you did?
Thank you.
Monday, February 22, 2016
Blonde black hat at Racino - m4w (south Columbus)
ORIGINAL POST (2/22/2016)
UNKNOWN
INITIAL EMAIL
Hello,
I'm not sure if I am the same person you are referring to at the Racino the other night, but I was there pushing my sister around in a wheelchair. She enjoyed it immensely, she doesn't get out too much. I always tell her, she is motoring! Anyhoo, if you are who I think you are, you were wearing a "Where's The Beef?" shirt and had a bowl cut, like the Beatles. Lucky for you, I am straight! Cannot wait to hear from you.
Sincerely,
Jordan
FIRST RESPONSE
Jordan,
I was the one that had wild hair I the star wars shirt . I spoke to who I assume was your mom at the penny slots. I also spoke to you by the restroom. I am sorry I'm not the " where is the beef " guy you are interested in. Good luck finding him and I loved the smile and sailors hat you wore. Your a real hottie. Take care hun. Oh I was Denvil by the way.
UNKNOWN
INITIAL EMAIL
Hello,
I'm not sure if I am the same person you are referring to at the Racino the other night, but I was there pushing my sister around in a wheelchair. She enjoyed it immensely, she doesn't get out too much. I always tell her, she is motoring! Anyhoo, if you are who I think you are, you were wearing a "Where's The Beef?" shirt and had a bowl cut, like the Beatles. Lucky for you, I am straight! Cannot wait to hear from you.
Sincerely,
Jordan
FIRST RESPONSE
Jordan,
I was the one that had wild hair I the star wars shirt . I spoke to who I assume was your mom at the penny slots. I also spoke to you by the restroom. I am sorry I'm not the " where is the beef " guy you are interested in. Good luck finding him and I loved the smile and sailors hat you wore. Your a real hottie. Take care hun. Oh I was Denvil by the way.
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