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A beautiful woman complimented saying she loved my beard today while we were filling up on gas i just said thank you wish i had said more maybe youll see this if you want to talk more reply
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Hello there,
I was struggling in my bout of insomnia and can't believe I came across this posting about our encounter! I really thought you weren't interested in me because I felt I was overtly flirting with you and it wasn't reciprocated. I'm so glad that the cat just roared your tongue if you will. I hate when that happens I once was passed over for a promotion because I wouldn't shut up about the damn water cooler and how much it bubbles. I guess everyone deals with that. Anyhoo, I would love to get to know more about you, you're really cute, like popeye or the tazmanian devil. Beep, Beep. I love those animation fables growing up, guess I'm showing my age, har har.
A little about myself, I work for a company that figures out objects that do not currently have any velcro components and find ways to place velcro on them. It sounds pretty lame when I put it that way,but wouldn't the coffee mug be better with a velcro fixture for the car? It would make millions. I usually tell people I'm an engineer, because it sounds better. But at the core, I'm a velcro saleswoman. Four years of college down the drain, haha. If I knew Draino existed I would have used it. What do you do for a living? Is it velcro related, that would be bad ass.
In my spare time; I enjoy creating creations, watching movies, playing with The Frank, moving it, playing tennis, stain glassing the bible in the wall and of course reading a thrilling romantic comedy. Sorry, gushes in the wrong places ;) Ewwww. Hahahha. I also have a 3 year old Golden Retriver that I absoluetly adore. We call him Gold Member, which in hindsight was a bad name. He does have a large penis, not that I'm that desperate or even own peanut butter. LOL. What do you like doing for fun?
Well, I'm sure I've talked an ear off or at least some kind of extremity from your person so I'll let it lay from here.
I really hope to hear from you soon.
Have a great rest of the weekend.
- Jordan
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