INITIAL POST
You're a slender, tall, and pretty white woman with blue eyes, long brown/blond hair working at Kroger on Eakin. I find you to be very attractive. You ignored me once when I started to say Hi. That was some weeks ago. I keep looking for you when I'm there but I haven't seen you lately. Please contact me so we can talk. Want to be friends!
This is a spur of the moment long shot...but it just might work. :-)
INITIAL E-MAIL
Hello there,
I can't believe I came across this posting about me in my usual bout of insomnia tonight. I remember you, I'm sorry if you felt insulted when I wasn't overtly friendly when you tried to talk to me, I was just taken aback. I've recently been fired for collecting rocks when I should be working. I've tried to curb my appetite, but the rocks. The rocks are too overpowering for my feable nature. Do you like rocks? I hope that doesn't weird you out. I'm now working for a bush, tree, flower, mulch, ROCK and granite company. I forget what they're called, I just started, hope I don't have to answer the phone LOL. Ring, ring, ring, ring. Its going to ring. Do you have collections? It seems like a dapper man such as yourself would have collections. I'd like to get a sweet dappering from you paper boy. Ring, ring.
What do you do for a living babe? In my free time; some of my hobbies are; sewing, going on carnival rides (only the safe ones and the ones without balloons, jimmy cricket), reading a good novel, cooking, rocks, watching movies, finding a good pillow for the sleep nights and trying on. What do you like to do in your free time? I also have an adult child, not like an adult movie adult, but just like a grown child. She is a woman mailman. No one likes the cost of stamps now. You know those tramp stamps, I always thought it would be funny to get a tat of a real stamp above your butt, the irony is hilarious. Anyhoo, I'm sure I've taken up enough or your time, we all only live for the day, am I right!?!
I hope to hear from you soon.
Have a wonderful rest of the weekend!
- Jordan
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