I saw you in the check out line yesterday evening, weds. 4-12. You have long blown out brown hair that looks great! You were wearing shorts, have a slim build and were wearing what appeared to be a knee brace. I saw you shopping there about a month ago and we smile at each other. Anyway, tell me what I said you to you last nite in the check out line before I walked off. Hope you see this posting and reply back. I'd like to talk. :)
INITIAL EMAIL
Hi there,
On a whim, I was searching through missed connections tonight and I can't believe I came across this post about me! I'm so flattered that you found me attractive, I think you are very cute as well. I'm so glad it is short weather again, although I'd wear them building an igloo. Just like those coolers you take to the beach or the lake or maybe even to a tail gathering. I really like Wal-Mart, but I miss the days of the bouncing smiley that goes "rolling, rolling, rolling, keep those doggies rolling, rolling, rolling roliing, RAWHIDE!" It made me feel like their prices were lower, you know what I'm talking about?
Funny story about the knee brace. I like self check outs. Bagging. Scanning. Taking the receipt. Its like a long seductive dance. If it was a bird, it would be a BIG red BREASTED robin.Like with the mating and sounds and such. Do you like self check outs as much as me?
Tell me more about yourself, I'd love to get to know you better. I'm a school teacher, but my real passion is stuffing things. I like the sense of accomplishment it gives me. So be ready to eat some pigs in a blanket and RAVIOLI'S. Do you want to hear a funny joke I made up a few years ago? What do you call the pasta that is on its period? RAG-atoni!!!! Get it! HAHAHAHA! Speaking of pasta, I met the real Chef Boyardee once, it was like the only famous person I've ever met, so I mention it a lot. I hope I don't sound crazy. Saucy, HEY-HO! Have you met anyone famous?
I have to get going. I hope to hear back from you.
Have a terrific weekend.
Hugs,
Jordan
FIRST RESPONSE
Hi Jordan, I really thought I'd never hear from you. This whole thing was such a long shot. :) believe it or not, I got two different emails from people claiming to be the woman I saw and said those things to. I hope you're her. I'd really like to get to know you if you're really her. It's like a coincidence or something because the last time before the other day had been a month ago that I had been in that store and saw you. I think there was a definite connection judging the smiles we exchanged. Anyway, let's talk. Is there anything you can tell me about yourself, like what color shorts you were wearing or something to prove it was you the other nite? I just don't wanta get into conversations with someone other than that gorgeous girl I keep seeing! :) if I don't hear back, have a great holiday weekend. Ttyl you're so cute.
On a whim, I was searching through missed connections tonight and I can't believe I came across this post about me! I'm so flattered that you found me attractive, I think you are very cute as well. I'm so glad it is short weather again, although I'd wear them building an igloo. Just like those coolers you take to the beach or the lake or maybe even to a tail gathering. I really like Wal-Mart, but I miss the days of the bouncing smiley that goes "rolling, rolling, rolling, keep those doggies rolling, rolling, rolling roliing, RAWHIDE!" It made me feel like their prices were lower, you know what I'm talking about?
Funny story about the knee brace. I like self check outs. Bagging. Scanning. Taking the receipt. Its like a long seductive dance. If it was a bird, it would be a BIG red BREASTED robin.Like with the mating and sounds and such. Do you like self check outs as much as me?
Tell me more about yourself, I'd love to get to know you better. I'm a school teacher, but my real passion is stuffing things. I like the sense of accomplishment it gives me. So be ready to eat some pigs in a blanket and RAVIOLI'S. Do you want to hear a funny joke I made up a few years ago? What do you call the pasta that is on its period? RAG-atoni!!!! Get it! HAHAHAHA! Speaking of pasta, I met the real Chef Boyardee once, it was like the only famous person I've ever met, so I mention it a lot. I hope I don't sound crazy. Saucy, HEY-HO! Have you met anyone famous?
I have to get going. I hope to hear back from you.
Have a terrific weekend.
Hugs,
Jordan
FIRST RESPONSE
Hi Jordan, I really thought I'd never hear from you. This whole thing was such a long shot. :) believe it or not, I got two different emails from people claiming to be the woman I saw and said those things to. I hope you're her. I'd really like to get to know you if you're really her. It's like a coincidence or something because the last time before the other day had been a month ago that I had been in that store and saw you. I think there was a definite connection judging the smiles we exchanged. Anyway, let's talk. Is there anything you can tell me about yourself, like what color shorts you were wearing or something to prove it was you the other nite? I just don't wanta get into conversations with someone other than that gorgeous girl I keep seeing! :) if I don't hear back, have a great holiday weekend. Ttyl you're so cute.
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