Busty Walmart shopper - m4w (Columbus) hide this posting
status: single
age: 40
You probably won't see this, but I saw you in Walmart the other day and I followed you around for a bit, but couldn't get up the nerve to say something. You were sexy and busty . Would love to see if you'd like to chat sometime, I have some questions for you, hopefully you'll be interested in talking in the very least.
INITIAL EMAIL
Hi There,
On a whim, I was checking missed connections this morning and I can't believe I came across this post about me! I remember you, you're a really attractive man. I would love to talk to you sometime.
A little about myself, I tend to ponder the unknowns of the world often. I spend sleepless nights trying to find answers to what we are unsure of. For example, did the word salmon originate in Jamaica? sal-MON. Yeah, mon. I think it must have because the word "mon" isn't very common. Except for the word Monkey of course.... Hey! Try this one on for size. What if you had Reese's pieces and dropped them on the floor? Would they now be Reeses' pieces pieces?!? I know these might seem trivial but they honestly haunt my thoughts.
I don't think I'm schizophrenic, but sometimes I hear "Find The Treasure" in my head. Those words might fill some with excitement but it just fills me with the overwhelming fear of responsibility. I guess I sound a little crazy. Crazy.
In my day to day life, I am a writer. I write children's books. Some of my more popular titles are "Wheelchair Frog" and "When Cats Wear Hats While We're On Vacation", have you heard of them? What do you do for a living? I'm easy going and love life to the fullest. I've never married or had any daughters or sons but sometimes I think I did. I love to travel and try new foods. Some of my hobbies include; going to sporting events, weighing things, going to the bar with my friends, trying on skirts, baseball, hacking and of course community theater! We once put on a production of My Fair Lady, but we changed it just be about a woman who spent the day at a fair. It was met with mixed critizicisms. What do you like to do for fun? I'd love to get to know more about you and go from there!
Hope to hear from you soon,
Jordan
FIRST RESPONSE
Hi there, are you for real or just messing with me? Can you please describe yourself or send a picture?
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